just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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