I wish i was in the wii world.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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