i think my mom watched the whole time
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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