he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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