shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just made out with a guy for $7.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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