Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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