Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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