Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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