No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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