well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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