Soap is not a condiment
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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