you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
His nipple licking is glorious
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