no. you can't hotbox the world.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Randomize
