I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Randomize
