i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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