yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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