i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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