No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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