you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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