My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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