we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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