the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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