I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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