I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I cockslap morals
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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