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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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