You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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