oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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