Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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