He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize