I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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