if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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