Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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