In the future we'll all be gay
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
foreskin is a definite game changer
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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