batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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