he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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