I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize