i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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