I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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