Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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