This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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