guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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