Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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