Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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