Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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