I wanna bring you to show and tell
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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