when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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