so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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