He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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