If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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