I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
