this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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