This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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