why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Randomize
