she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
